![]() ![]() Easily on the top of list of " things-I-pray-never-happen-to-me". This is the holy-grail of embarrassments. However, studies show that 99.9% of the time you won't see it coming. If you're lucky, you may be able to dodge it. We wish we could tell you how to prepare for such an act of violence, but unfortunately you'll just have to react and see for yourself. It doesn't matter what position you play on the field, or if you are a coach or parent on the sideline - you are going to get accidentally nailed in the face. We can't cry about it, because that's pathetic and embarrassing.we just have to play it off. Whether it's kicking your own ankle (causing it to blow up as if someone slide tackled you) or forcing your opponents elbow into your own BIG face - we gotta admit, we did it to ourselves. ![]() Injuring yourself during warmup or a game is truly hilarious. It is almost as if the soccer ball and goal posts are opposite magnets - I swear it's not me. It is truly remarkable how the goal is so large but we still manage to shank it. Ranging from shooting on an open net to a crucial PK - We've all missed a WIDE OPEN NET. Everyone's laughing and you're laughing.even though you're crying on the inside.Ībsolutely no one is challenging you, pressuring you or even REMOTELY near you.and you still manage to wipe out. This is one of those laugh-off-the-pain moments because YOU just looked like a circus clown slipping on the ball anddd you may have just broken your tailbone in the process. Embarrassing, (yet really great entertainment.) Sure, you can blame it on the uneven ground, a little pebble perhaps or another girl making contact with you. That's the deflated sound of your confidence as you look down at the ball that is still at your feet or even behind you. this IS NOT basketball season."Īh yes, the WHIFF cleverly named for the EMBARRASSING sound that results from your leg swinging as hard as it can through the air and never making contact with the ball. Has a ball ever come flying at you and you stick your hand up, slap it right out of the air, and then quickly put your arm back at your side realizing what you just did? There's almost nothing else to do but laugh at this major brain-fart as you hand the ball over to the other team (literally).whispering to yourself, "this isn't basketball season. If you're a multi-sport athlete, your brain sometimes forgets what sport its playing. ![]() #imsorrycoach #itwonthappenagain #whatawaste #tailbetweenmylegs resembling the sound of a ball hitting a deflated air-mattress as it ricochets off your body. The unfortunate result is this sort of empty thump sound. Sometimes a girl rockets a ball at you and you don't have enough time to decide between chest trapping it or thigh-ing the ball. There's nothing you can do about it and no controlling WHEN it'll happen.but, when it does happen just OWN IT ( and then pull your pants back up, lady, ya scarin' us.)ġ0. THE CROTCHET ( Crotch-ing a ball that was rocketed at you) If you are running at just the right speed and get slide-tackled at just the right angle, there's a chance you're going down and the grass may just rip your pants down to your ankles. Getting pants-ed by an opponent is one thing, but when the grass does it - that's a pleasant surprise. Will you do it again later in the season? Most definitely. Was that enough to learn your lesson? Nope. Yet somehow, you'll accidentally wear those neon "BEST KISSER" underwear on the day of a home game and be forced to live through the humiliation. The consequences are clear ( or see-through, LOL). Bright Underwear + White Home Jerseys = THE PANTY SHOW South Georgia & South Sandwich Islands (GBP £)ġ2. ![]()
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